Western Australia: The water goes down the plug hole the wrong way, the stars are muddled, the sun sets in the opposite arc to Blighty, the whole city is built on sand dunes (how do the sky scrapers stay up?), the cockroaches are so mean they smoke cigars and I can't find twiglets for love nor money!
Am fascinated. What have I come to?
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Oooh. But if i smuggle a packet of twiglets in with your Glamour mag parcel will it get stopped?!
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