It started well. Fresh faced and sober....
but it led to this.....
and finally to this?
Surely they will never allow me to sit the 'grown up exam' at this rate?
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Natalie on Friday, 24th August. Too much blood in her alcohol stream to do a jot of work!
So as this Friday 24th August approaches I just wanted everyone to know that I am in fact not wanting everyone to know that it's my 31st birthday.
I like keeping a low profile for these things don't you know.
However, if, perchance you find out that it is indeed my 31st birthday on this coming Friday the 24th August, I will (reluctantly) allow you to leave notes of adoration and birthday wishes here!
....but sshh. I don't want the whole world to know!
Sunday, August 19, 2007
The scene: It's nine thirty on a Saturday night. Dave and I are watching telly and consuming copious amounts of vino. The doorbell rings.
As we open the door we are faced with a paper bag burning with vigour. The thing to do would be to stamp on it and put the flames out.
We're too pissed to care and so watch it, fascinated, as the flames die down.
The flaming turd trick completely wasted on us.
I like to think that the little buggers were watching and were suitably disappointed!