This weekend Dave and I are off to a deserted island again. It will be magnificent, all lonely beaches, clear waters and raggedy clifftops.
Dave's eyes have started glazing over at the mere idea of fishing every day! It's May, too cold to lounge about the beach. Too deserted for any kind of fun ensuing in the ONE pub at night. Bah, I bet even the quokkas have gone into hibernation!
I think I'll need a good book.
We'll be away for five days. Hell, I'll need several good books!
Any ideas?
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well my dear, leave the fishing tackle at home and stock up on sexy undies and aids!!!! oh and of course plenty of wine!!!
I agree, sod the books and make sure you remember the wine!!
"Honey, you don't need those slimy smelly fish, you've got me!"
Hmm. Books, bring books.
I'm reading Snow Falling On Cedars. Beautifully written but OMG it's so bloody sloooo......
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Shazza, Moo, have you met my betrothed?
Books it is then!
Jay, slow? Not a problem. I'll be there for DAYS! Ta.
Come on, more suggestions please?
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Two books to recommend for your weekend: The Joy of Sex and The Khama Sutra (have I spelt that correctly?)! Alternatively, how about The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Freidrich Engels?
Anyway, whatever we recommend, you won't be doing any bloody reading, y numpty!!!
Reidski, I so will!
Ma, are you pissed? If not then why are you up at this god forsaken hour?
yeah i know that the fishing will probably be top of daves list!! was just thinking maybe being home for a year that his libido had improved!!!! then again you could just take the bull by the horns (so to speak!) and throw his fishing tackle away and take control of the situation!!!!!
I recommend The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde, Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde - Stevenson, Thre men in a Boat - Jerome K Jerome and Deathworld I - Harry Harrison.
Have an ace time.
c
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How was the island were the quoka's hibernating? Love you lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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