Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Aussies...Part Two

Ten minutes later I was deep in conversation with one of my patients. He knew that I had moved from Scotland also.

'So, when Scottish men go to work, do they all have to wear a kilt? Even bricklayers and plumbers?'

28 comments:

Jay said...

Mmmmm plumbers in kilts.

H x said...

I don't believe it! Have however just repeated both of these incidents to a Scottish collegue who lived in Oz for about 8 years. She totally understands.

Apparently for an awful lot of Aussies she met 'UK' meant England only; often even London only.

Oh god but if more blokes went round in kilts, wouldn't that be so fab! Think of the fun you could have....

Holly said...

I wish they did go round wearing nothing but kilts!! x

shazza said...

why does this not surprise me???? i know we are not well known for much apart from kilts! but we have electricity, hot and cold running water, indoor plumbing, the kids wear shoes and are educated, people drive, work and we even have our own parliament!!!

Spunky Trunks said...

Don't fib Shazza.

I hope you said yes Nat.

Even I can pull in a kilt!

Nat said...

Jay and Moo. I can only agree....

H, believe it. She was at a total loss when I explained about Wales and Northern Ireland too!

Shaz, people still don't recognise that my accent is english. I'm still the Scottish nurse!

Re: shoes. The kids over here don't wear shoes. Grown up people walk around the supermarket in bare feet.

Spunkster, Of course I told her the truth. Just so I could put on my 'worldy, superior face' anyway!

...would love to see you in a kilt!

H x said...

Oh Nat, please don't tell Mike about the shoe thing! He'd use it as an excuse to do it even more.

Last summer he got chucked out of Tesco's for having no shoes because of "Health and Safety". And while in M&S, mothers were dragging their kids away from him like he was some kind of dangerous shoe-less molester.

T'was most horribly embarrassing. Not that he cared one jot!

shazza said...

honest spunky we even eat with forks and knives!!!!

Holly said...

Shazza is that forks and knives or knives and forks?!!

Spunky Trunks said...

Name the date and I'll buy the kilt!

I'm happily working from home today.

Hurrah!

Nat said...

So is anyone going to discover and comment on my lovely technological piccy slide show at the bottom of my site then?

...and tell me how much of a genius I am in creating it?

Sparkle said...

My Girl is a genius !!!!!
Love you xxxxxxxxx

Nat said...

Ma, I love you too.

One of my patients asked me if i was close to you, this morning. when I said 'absolutely, I'm moving her over here when I can't stand it any longer', she hrumphed and turned away from me!

Apparently her daughter doesn't love her quite as much as I love you!!

Serves her right though. She's very bossy and demanding and nasty at times.

Am so glad you're me ma! xxxxxxxxxxx

shazza said...

have discovered it!! its fab except there are pics of me in it!!!

Spunky Trunks said...

Which one is you Shazza?

I fortunately (follow the recent debacle) am absent.

shazza said...

i am the little dark haired ugly one!! the one in the middle with the lemon in my mouth! the one in the middle with my fingers up and the one on next to nat with the dark hair!!! i hate getting my pic taken and always make a face! dont think nat has a decent photo of me!!!

shazza said...

p.s. what debacle???!!! what have i missed? i am pure gossip queen!!

Spunky Trunks said...

The shots of my bottom!!!!

Spunky Trunks said...

you aren't ugly you silly chump.

That isn't possible anyhoo. All Nat's friends are beautfiul. Well excpet me, I got a pass from Nat's mum to be moderately attractive.

Nat said...

Spunky....AAAAHHHHHHHH, I forgot the shots of your bottom.

Drat and it is the favourite pic of you, for me!

That thing bloody took me hours as well!

Arse...will amend it, I promise!

Shaz...do you really think I would have an ugly friend? It wouldn't help my 'man flirting' project any now, would it!

shazza said...

why thank you kind sir. oh and i did see the bum!!! not bad! sparkle is a doll, if she thinks your cool then you have to be!

shazza said...

no i dont but i also believe its you most of the men were interested in tho eh??? although did pull a norwegian guy at christmas, he said i was fuckin hot!! i told him to piss off and sober up!!! he then asked me to share his hotel room???!!! what part of piss off didnt he understand!!!

Sparkle said...

I am so glad you are my little baby girl too. The moment the clouds spelt out the word girl in the sky in the minutes before you were born I knew someone very special was coming into my life. Oh boy how right they were. Everybody you are all absolute stunners, beautiful outside and most of all beautiful inside. l love the lot of you and am so glad my Natalie has got you as friends. Love you all Sparkle XXX

shazza said...

sparkle you are fab, i love you

shazza said...

moo who am i trying to kid, we dont use either! we rip our food apart with our hands, how else are us savages supposed to eat??

Holly said...

Sharon, ha ha **nearly falls off seat!!**

Nat, I finally got to see the Britney, Shakira thingy too (turns out the speakers were on but not plugged in!)and great slides too!

Nat said...

Shaz, big YYEEEAAA re the pic. Did you manage to do it with a little help from the vodka bottle?

shazza said...

no darling i did it when talking to you the other day! it wasnt bloody easy!!! what do you think of the pic? am looking for advice on the hair, blonde or back to dark?