It was Jamies birthday....far far too long ago...
I'm crap.
Very crap at birthdays, important dates, house reposessions, ruby weddings, root canal touch ups etc.
...So how was I supposed to remember my dear brother Jamies birthday?
I didn't and I've been trying to hunt down the perfect gift ever since.
This is the email I received a couple of days ago......
N xx
I'm crap.
Very crap at birthdays, important dates, house reposessions, ruby weddings, root canal touch ups etc.
...So how was I supposed to remember my dear brother Jamies birthday?
I didn't and I've been trying to hunt down the perfect gift ever since.
This is the email I received a couple of days ago......
Received your parcel on Monday morning! Thank you very much, needed a new wallet and the shirt is fab! However “Crocodile Jerky”…. My verdict… Umm. Well I can see why they would call this substance Crocodile Jerky- Its like the croc has jerked himself off and then what you're left with is solid crocodile cum then packaged and sold. Not that I know what croc cum tastes like but its very salty, quite frankly bloody orrible! : - ) Anyway, at least I can say I’ve eaten a crocodile hey!!
N xx
1 comment:
now that is an email that only a little brother could send! ha ha. happy birthday jamie!!!
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