It's Friday night. Therefore it's Pizza night.
The bloke comes to the door...
Him. 'I'm sorry I'm late, me love, it's been quiet since we opened and now it's gone mad'
Me. 'Where are you from?!'
(not in a completely authoritative way...honest )
Him. 'Plymouth, why?'
Me. 'Me too'
Him. Questionable look on his face. '....really?'
Me. With my best plimuff accent on 'yep really, I'm from Elburton'
I have a new best friend!! And he must be my age at least!
Him. 'Ok, it's brilliant innit? I've lived ere for 6 years and I don't wanna go back. I loves it. Woohoooo!'
Me. 'yep....hmm, 22 dollars did you say?'
I never had that much in common with people from back home!!
Moi? How extraordinary...
The Hiding Places
Kevin Rudd, remember...
Sunblock or Wellies?
Favourite Places....
Coral Bay, North West Australia
Pemberton, South West Australia
Looe, Cornwall, UK
Mount Edgecombe, Cornwall. UK
17 comments:
Small world or what!! loving the accent though! We dont all talk like we are farmers, do we? Spunky do I sound like a farmers wife/daughter??
Anyway, I dont care if I do or not, this is where I/m from so sod you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moo, I do believe you're a bit pissed? We all sound like farmers, thats our 'thing'!
I also work with a bird from back home and I go and see her when I get homesick cos I find her accent soothing and familiar!!!
I hope your night was good enough to deserve the hangover!
Now go to bed young lady or you'll regret it in the morning!
Ah, too late.....
Bugger.
hmmmmmmmm
ebkchwy - The taste in ones mouth following the revelations of last night
Oh dear, I dont even remember putting that sod you all post on last night, I think I am an alcoholic, we drunk so much wine it was disgusting! But I would like to tell you all, I am not hungover, just had a mouth like a cats arse this morning!!
I would like to take back what i said, i am hungover its just kicked in, give me my bed!!
This ranks as one of the funniest exchanges of comments I have ever seen. Is it always so entertaining over at your place, nat?
Friday night is also pizza night for my son and his friends at chez Reidski, but we've had to change franchises recently as original delivery place refused to deliver as a result of driver being assaulted twice in two weeks. They didn't want to report the assaults as they thought the police would investigate the staff being illegal immigrants. Fucking sad, eh???
Moo, It was hangover central here this morning too. Too many amateur cocktail makers last night. I drank chocolate aeros (flipping nice), alcoholic mint cola (eurgh) and lethal green stuff with mint leaves in it.
What can I say, too many bottles of creme de menthe!
Reidski, Bloody sad. Though I couldn't vouch for the credibility of the Janner's visa! Although I keep looking at my visa paperwork in the vain hope that someone will take over and do all the hard work for me.
Now I'm all embarassed because I just asked if you were a hottie!
...so are you?
I am on the verge of saying "of course I am" but modesty forces me to leave the question for Jane to answer.
Oh, and I'll try to refrain from swearing in my comments over here in future!
sorry, have to go and stand to attention as the national anthem is being played prior to the League Cup final .....
Yes, alcohol is bad, bad, bad! I felt like shite yesterday so hair of the dog and went to the pub again yesterday afternoon, but I was pissed after a couple of wine and sodas, at least I stayed well away from a computer!
Reidski, you can come and leave 'cunty fuckers' as much as your heart desires. I am trying to refrain as much as possible, cos I'm never sure who out of my family my mum has told about this site and I wouldn't want to be responible for any heart attacks in the family (it's just too expensive for me to get home for the funerals!)
Moo, you're a lovely girl and I really appreciate it. My voodoo doll can stay firmly locked away!!
Well moo, ya know what they say "avoid hangovers -stay drunk". Of course that doesn't usually help things.
What on earth has been going on. I don't know? I must have been asleep all weekend but I am can categorically say I am not an alcoholic I have survived since January without hardly any alcohol passing my lips(hence the 12lb weight loss} Love you Sparkle. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Regarding Mr Reid.
Too embarrassed to say too much about him on my blog as would open self up to ridicule from a couple of other visitors who know him, but he's bloody gorgeous. I had a crush on him for ages solely on the basis of what he wrote,and I can't believe we have not only met but are having this brilliant love affair. I am really really lucky.
Unexpected result of blogging or what?!
thats great Jane, you deserve it!!
Street, probably some truth in that. Hair of the dog is also a wonderful thing!
Ma, sorry love. Are you working late shifts this week? I'll give you a ring tomorrow after I finish work (thursday). Anyway everythings cool.
Jane, congrats, he does seem to be a complete dish. Also, you could you ban me from your site cos I can't seem to stop retaliating against the Duff.
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