Australian politicians, scientists and uneducated fishwives are currently embroiled in an argument over a controversial drug named RU486.
This drug is the highly controversial abortion pill and some politicians have decided to get into the cat fight to try and ban it so as to 'protect the australian way'?!?
One politician called Danna Vale fears that Australia will become a Muslim country as the aussies are 'aborting themselves out of existence'. She counted up on her many fingers and (webbed) toes the amount of people not being born due to selfish bee-hutches having abortions and not stopping to consider that their country need their foetuses.
She states that with Australia 'hosting' 100,000 abortions a year she fears that over fifty years there will be 5 million less true blue aussies around therefore the nasty people in burqas will take over the world.
Meanwhile in Britain some nazi bird Michele Renouf has been supporting that Irving guy who is a Holocaust Denier. How exactly do you deny the holocaust? Its not as if you don't stumble upon the facts is it? It's not as if you can 'miss' the millions of exterminations that happened?
Bloke: 'See those dead bodies there?'
Irving: (shielding his eyes) 'No! I don't see nuffink mate.'
Bloke: 'Those ones, the ones that aren't moving and are emaciated to fuck.'
Irving: (turning away) 'No. I don't see any dead jews.'
Bloke: 'They're right in front of...'
Irving: 'La la la I'm not listening'!?
Anyway she's been screeching manically from the hills that the jews are taking over the world by holding down top jobs in the media and are conspiring to take over the world.
That BBC guy Greg Dyke?... Jew
That other BBC guy Alan Yentob?...Jew
That media magnate Rupert Murdoch?.. Jew
It's the biggest conspiracy since the 'who shot JR' debacle back in the eighties.
So tell me then, cos I'm easily confused. Who exactly IS taking over the world? Is it the Muslims or the Jews.
(I know this is a couple of weeks out of date now but I obviously wrote this when the quaffing of the good sauvignon blanc was going on and I completely forgot I wrote it! Still, I thought it responsible to publish though. New seasons resolution- will drink less... when on the computer at least. Soz. Ed)
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I know that the movie industry is predominantly jewish (well I believe what I'm told anyway), but the British Indian restaurant industry is run by people from the Indian subcontinent (to give it its old name), football is run by people of european descent, and aussies work in bars.
Seems fair.
Nat, you are a literary genius. You make me laugh so much :)
I miss you!
Spunkster, Does seem fair. We have our own hierarchy here except the asians run the food emporiums and the brits work the bars, pick the fruit and sleep with the dodgy bogans dudes!
H, It's not genius, it's sauvignon blanc.
That is where all the lovely words come from...the bottom of a wine glass!
I miss you too. Heaps. Am feeling another wave of home sickness coming on!
well i am not that political or relgious but i did hear on the telly that there are more muslims in the world than any other religion! the people upstairs and in one of the flats downstairs are muslims, michael says if we see them coming home with backpacks then we worry!!! racist!
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