Thursday, March 16, 2006

Yes, Mistress Betty!

I'm a sadist! I just didn't realise it.

I've just spent an enjoyable forty minutes waxing Davos back.

Ooh, how he squealed.

This is all that's left of my box of waxing strips!

Sssh, don't tell him I told you. He made me promise......

10 comments:

Reidski said...

You're so naughty for revealing his secrets.

Do you think Jane would do that for me if I asked really really nicely?

Nice array of dots, bye the way.

Nat said...

Don't tell him! I'm lucky that he has absolutely no interest in this here blog at all!

Dots are bloody kewl. Theres even one in Rio! It may even be a carnival lady boy!

How exciting.

How was the date? Any better/less snuffly?

H x said...

You're lucky. M would NEVER let me wax - or even pluck - any part of his anatomy. Yet he complained last week that my legs were inordinately hairy.

So there was i, sitting on the bed last night, waxing them. And he was looking on in horror. Even though it was him that was complaining about my gorilla-like pins in the first place!!!

MEN!

Nat said...

He just doesn't realise just how much work goes into maintaining beauty!

It's like Paul II who claimed his girlfriend never did a thing to maintain her extraordinary beauty. It was all natural, according to him.

....Flipping crap and every girl knows it!

We all need a wax, pluck, tint here and there!

Reidski said...

nat, the date was, as always with Jane, superb - being in her company is 100% perfect every time. The only problem was I was doing a lot of coughing and spluttering, which brings me on to your next question ...

...I'm off work today as I had yet another night of, well, coughing, spluttering and profuse sweating. Sound great, don't it? Anyway, feel a whole lot better now thanks!

And, as for that Rio dot, well impressive!!!

J.J said...

Was about to say I would do the waxing for Reidski without an anaesthetic if I caught him shagging his butler again,but then saw the nice comment in the nick of time.

Dave wasn't too brave then??? snigger.

Nat said...

Jane, there was a lot of biting the dooner alongside muffled 'fuck's going on.

Reidski, get better soon. Wallow in it for a while cos you probably don't get much time for yourself?

Holly said...

Ha ha! Bless him! No pain, no gain though! I understand his pain, I cannot wax my own legs, my pain threshold is extremely low! I once tried to wax my bikini line myself, never again...I put the strip on and then didnt have the nerve to pull it off, so I had to get my boyfriend at the time to do it for me, he thought it was hilarious...I think not!!

cookie monster said...

back, sack? AND crack?

Nat said...

Moo, I find a couple of gin and tonics helps with the pain of waxing your bikini line!

Cookie, Dear god, no! Just the back. I have left the crack and sack well alone.

...and he still has a gorgeously hairy chest!