Hey la, Hey la, my girlfriends back...
Shazza has been approved for a visa application and she's been offered a job.
This means she's moving to the land of the vegemite sandwhich.
Now all she needs to do is apply for a visa, paint and sell her flat, drag her hubbie away from his job/work/family/friends, find schools for two of her kids, learn to love the 'foreign muck' (repeat after me: seafood IS delicious), find work for her eldest, find work for hubbie, find a house to live in, get an aussie bank account, find mobile phones for the whole family (you have to lie about how long you've been in the country to get one!!), move the kids PS2, Gamecubes, TVs and DVD players, old videos of Wet Wet Wet and her huge collection of shoes over here in a big container that will hopefully not get lost over the side of the ship, register as a nurse in WA, have CXRs, medicals and HIV & HepB blood tests to prove she won't be a drain on Aussie society, locate a GP that is willing to give her 'kiddy valium' to ensure that all three kids arrive in Oz with all limbs attached, find new friends for hubbie, Mikey, stevi and Murrae, learn to drive or learn to ride a scooter, buy a yute for Michael (he has his heart set on one), catch up on all they have missed in Neighbours and Home and Away, get used to sharing the house with cockroaches occasionally, buy shiploads of sunscreen and mossie repellent, get used to sand getting everywhere and learn to love the forty degree heat!
Only joking, it hasn't once been forty degrees yet this year!
Everyone please keep encouraging her cos me thinks she'll be a little bit stressed by the time she gets here!
10 comments:
Go for it girlie!! get there and dont look back, it will be the best thing ever!!
Why's she gonna save your reputation??
it's the song. Stole it from the spazzys who stole it from the sixties!! 'my boyfriends back, he's going to save my reputation...' Will send it to you. x
Don't know Shaz but...
GO FOR IT GIRL! WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU! WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER! etc
Did that help?
Ooops! Sorry, being terribly blonde...! Yes i remember the song now :)
thanks guys, nat you could have used a nicer pic!!!!! save your reputation? what about mine? i have become a hermit without you! no one else can drink as much as me, party as much as me or get as much UDI's as me. everything seems a bit overwhelming but i am steaming through everything and i WILL get there! the only thing is nat are the ozzies ready for us?
love you lots and miss you heaps!!!
Ta, everyone. Keep up the back slapping and cheerleading etc.
H, I think my reputation is beyond repair, no one can save it now!
Shaz, whaddayamean? It's a bloody kewl pic! And no, the aussie's aren't ready but then who would be?
Keep up the good work, and for gods sake, get photocopying. Use 17's copier, they'll never know!
Run to the sun Shaz and begin the rest of your life. I am sure you will be fine. It seems such a laid back life out of the rat race here.
Love ya Sparkle. xxxxxxxxxxxx
Ma, when I can I phone you?
Am off this weekend????
N xx
stressed by the time i get there???!!!! i am stressed now and thats just filling in forms and waiting for documents needed to come by post!!!!!!! cant wait to get there sparkle but you and yogi have to come visit us!!!! love ya xx
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