Neighbours Storylines in Advance

It's Neighbours twentieth anniversary this year so expect the following characters to come back into the programme for a while:

• Anneliese
• Lance
• Joe Mangel
• Phil Martin
• Lucy Robinson

The story so far...ie who is sleeping with who:

• Karl was sleeping with Izzy but after finding out about her slappery ways he's sleeping with his teddy and rocking himself to sleep each night whilst squeezing out a tear or two.
• Izzy (who is now trying to be a pop star. She thinks she can do this by screeching the deep and meaningful lyrics 'baby baby baby baby. You are my voodoo child, my voodoo child'. Hmm) was sleeping with Gus, Jack, Paul Robinson (don't it make you feel good, yeah...god I loved him in leathers in that video!) and Karl. Dumped by everyone and is now trying to sleep with Paul again but his wooden leg keeps getting in the way! Newcomer Ned is in lurve with Izzy (why?) and is tempting her with his cast member unsoiled flesh.
• Lyn Scully was sleeping with Joe (husband) but left him after he mysteriously never came back from the farm. Briefly started a torrid affair with Max and Izzys Dad before embarking on cute teenage affair with Joe Mangel (of the son of Mrs Mangel fame)! Cause for much soul searching cos 'he has the same name as my husband...howl'?
• Susan was sleeping with Karl 'can't keep it in my pants' Kennedy until the Izzy thang. Briefly shared the father of Max and Izzy until his tarty ways were found out. Now engaged to a man who has a terminal illness but hasn't thought to mention it to anyone. And guess who his doctor is? Karl Kennedy...the plot thickens!
• Sky was sleeping with Boyd but now has taken it up with Dylan after a sweet moment when he wrote down a numbered list of all the girls he had slept with before and presented it to Sky thinking she would be impressed!
• Boyd was sleeping with Sky but is now single after a flirtation with the single mum and is now trying to seduce Janae (but she's not even out of knee high socks yet!)
• Connor started out as the boyfriend of Michelle before getting Lori pregnant and then falling for the charms of Carmella with the gangster dad. Now tasting the delights of the child Serena after involving her in his sordid bikini business!! He will soon steal money from the shop, get embroiled with Carmella yet again and unravel his life in a fabulously soapie manner! (Cue much huffing from Serena)
• Liljana was sleeping with her husband David before being seduced by the chocolate voice of Paul Robbo. Then he lost his leg, gets outed as a 'baddie' and she returns to her husband with her tail between her legs. David meanwhile finds the whole thing disgraceful before finding it hilarious!
• Stu (who got his lucky break on the show by being a former BB housemate!!) married Sindi before she threw a mentaller and he sent her away to a psychopath unit.
• Steph is still sleeping with Max (who I find impossibly cute!!) and after the disappointment of losing her adopted baby, she discovers she is pregnant (only in neighbours...)
• Paul Robbos daughter Elle (product of one of the twins) turns up and is infatuated with Ned. For the record, she's another poisonous dwarf to throw into the mix!
• Janelle is not sleeping with any of them!!

Did you know that for a few years Dave sponsered me a dog from Dogs Trust called Henry Ramsey? He was the cutest thing and his main attribute was that he had 'very short legs'! Dave stopped paying for his supper when we moved over here. He's probably dead now. Starved because of him!!

Am I the only one who still thinks that Paul Robinson is still quite sexy even after all these years on the shelf of Aussie Soaps?

And does anyone else dream of discovering that 'Jelly Belly Bishop' is their long lost grandad?